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The Characters of U.B.Funkeys

Series 1 - Wave 1

Series 1 - Wave 2

Series 2 - Funkiki Island

Speed Racer Series
Cannonball Taylor

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 1

Series 3 - Dream State Chat Funkeys

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 2

Series 4 - Hidden Realm

Funkeystown Adventure Pack
Mayor Sayso
Master Lox
Henchmen

Funkiki Island Adventure Pack
Jerry Pearl
The Pineapple King
Funkiki Native

SDCC 2008 Exclusive
Dot

Unreleased Funkeys

Taejo
Bandit


01 Supernova M4a Apr 2026

When I pressed play, the first thing I heard was static. Not the angry kind, but soft — like snow falling on a radio tower. Then came a single piano note, warped and stretched, as if pulled from a dream that was already fading.

“I’ll be the supernova if you’ll be the light.”

By the fourth listen, I noticed something new — a hidden frequency beneath the bass, almost inaudible. I ran it through a spectrogram. There, in green and black pixels, was a message:

The beat arrived like a heartbeat under water — muffled, but insistent. Synths bloomed and decayed, never quite landing on a melody, as if the song itself was learning to breathe. Somewhere around the two-minute mark, a low-frequency rumble shook my speakers, and for a second, everything went silent. 01 Supernova m4a

But it wasn't a drop — it was a collapse. Layers of sound caved inward, folding into a single, sustained chord that vibrated like a dying star. And in that vibration, I saw her face. The one who left without saying goodbye. The one who used to call me at 2 a.m. just to say, “Listen to this song — it reminds me of you.”

I don't know who made this file. I don't know why it ended up on my hard drive. But every time I play 01_Supernova.m4a , I feel less alone. As if somewhere, across an impossible distance, someone else is listening to the same song, at the same moment, and smiling.

I played it again. And again.

The track ended not with a fade, but with a cut. Just silence. Then a soft click, like a door closing.

Some tracks aren't just music. They're coordinates. Would you like a companion poem or lyrics to go with this story?

Then the drop.

01 Supernova m4a Scene: A late-night studio, rain-streaked windows, flickering screens. The file sat alone in the folder — no date, no artist name, just that strange, encoded title: 01_Supernova.m4a .

A voice, barely a whisper, drifted in and out: “You were brighter than you knew.”


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