“No, it said ‘your shoelace is a traitor.’ Wait, it’s right. Your left lace is undone.”
“Their only feeling is ‘running.’ Also, you forgot to wish for pants. You’ve been in your boxers this whole episode.”
“Wenk.” [CLIMAX: THE LEG CAVE – SUNSET] The legs have built a fort out of old boots. Finn (carried by Jake as a backpack) negotiates. Adventure Time Season 1 Episode 1 English Subtitles
“I wish for the ultimate adventure!”
“Yes! With Finn’s legs, I can finally dance at princess parties without being arrested! Gunter, fetch my disco shoes!” “No, it said ‘your shoelace is a traitor
“FINE. BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME. YOU’RE ABUSING THE SYSTEM.”
Here’s a creative, interesting story for a hypothetical Adventure Time Season 1, Episode 1 , complete with scene-by-scene English subtitles that match the show’s quirky, post-apocalyptic whimsy. Finn & Jake: The Wailing Well of Wishes Finn (carried by Jake as a backpack) negotiates
“Which pair? You’ve got arms now attached to knees? This is so non-canon.” [CUT TO: CHASE MONTAGE] Finn rides Jake (as a skateboard) chasing the legs through the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum watches from her tower, sipping tea.
“Too late, torso. We demand equal walking rights and a window seat forever.”
“Did that oak just say ‘pancakes regret you’?”
“And so Finn learned that some wishes come true… but usually in the dumbest way possible. Adventure Time!” END CREDITS ROLL – Over a ukulele remix of the theme song, showing the legs now living happily in a tiny shoe-house in the forest.