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The game is pure, uncut parody. It mocks hyper-masculinity by cranking it to 11 until the dial breaks. It’s Starship Troopers the video game. It knows you’re laughing while you blow up a statue of a dictator, and it wants you to laugh harder.

For the uninitiated: Broforce is the digital equivalent of chugging a can of energy drink while yelling the Star-Spangled Banner . It’s a side-scrolling shooter where every playable character is an 80s/90s action hero with a punny name (Rambro, The Brominator, Snake Broskin).

The jump from Broforce to Broforce 3 is skipping an entire generation. It’s like going from the Wright Brothers’ first flight straight to the F-22 Raptor. We are skipping the propeller phase entirely. Let’s put on the tinfoil hat. Anonymous "playtesters" on 4chan (credibility: -10) claim Free Lives and Devolver Digital are working on three major pillars for the third entry: broforce 3

So polish your guns. Stock up on protein shakes. And for the love of liberty,

Technically, it was Broforce Forever (the 2023 update). But the fans don’t count that as a true sequel. They consider it a "liberty patch." A real sequel—let alone a threequel —implies a jump to 3D. Or destruction physics. Or co-op campaigns where you can accidentally launch your buddy into a pit of lava. The game is pure, uncut parody

That is confirmation enough for me.

If you’ve ever wanted to see Jesus Christ mow down a squad of terrorists with a minigun, or watched Rambo fistfight a xenomorph on the back of a bald eagle, you already understand the gospel of Broforce . It knows you’re laughing while you blow up

This is the rumor that has the modding community salivating. A full level editor that isn't just "place enemy, place block." A system where you can script "enemy waves trigger only if the Bro jumps over the flaming car while shouting."

They are calling it .

Whether it launches next year or in 2030, one thing is certain: Broforce 3 will be the most gloriously stupid, mechanically brilliant, friendship-destroying co-op experience of the decade.

Freedom forever. Bros to the end.