VHS/DVD-R / Zine Insert / Lost Media Archive**]** [Date: 2004 (Reissued 2012) ] [Rating: ★★★★☆ (Four out of five sunburns) ]
The final 8 minutes, titled “The Concrete Beach,” drag. It features a lone British man in a seaside town in winter (Bognor Regis, maybe). He is the only nudist on a pebble beach, wrapped in a wool scarf (only his lower half is bare). He paces. Shydog holds the shot for too long. The man eventually sits, sighs, puts his shorts back on, and walks away. It feels less like commentary and more like a friend’s boring home video you’re forced to watch out of politeness. -CoccoVision- Shydog 4 European Nudists
The 48-minute runtime is a fever dream of Super 8 grain and minidisc ambient hum. There is no narration. There is no music score, only the raw audio of wind, distant breaking waves, and the percussive flutter of canvas awnings. VHS/DVD-R / Zine Insert / Lost Media Archive**]**