“Is the dummy gone? I’m not coming out until season three.” Tag Scene: Interior – Dean’s Office – Night
“We’re leaving.”
Meanwhile, Pierce sneaks off to write the letter himself. He composes it in crayon on a napkin: “Mr. Wiggles is a good dummy. He never asks to borrow money. He has strong opinions about immigration. Sincerely, Pierce Hawthorne (age 67 but young at heart).”
The group splits into factions. Jeff argues for ignoring the problem. “The dummy isn’t real. Dean Pelton is just lonely. Let him have his weird hobby. I once dated a woman who collected porcelain clowns. I survived.” Community - The Complete Season 2 -HDTV--LOL
“Focus, everyone. We need to decide if we support the Dean’s… complicated relationship with a wooden colleague. This could affect his budget for the Greendale Human Being costume cleaning fund.”
“It’s just a recording. Or gas leak. Or both.”
“That’s called acting , Troy.”
The dummy speaks in Dean Pelton’s voice: “Why did you take me, Chang? I was going to give you a raise.”
The dummy bites Pierce’s finger.
Theme song plays, but slightly off-key because Greendale. “Is the dummy gone
“End of episode freeze frame on Jeff’s face.”
“Britta, you don’t own a lizard.”
But when Chang brings the dummy to the study room, its head turns on its own. Everyone screams. Abed whispers, “Plot twist. I’ve seen this episode. It’s Dead of Night , 1945.” Wiggles is a good dummy
“It was a social experiment! For the Greendale School of Dummy Arts! Which I just founded! The deanery is now a dummy-ery!”
Pulls out a whiteboard. “I’ve mapped the episode’s narrative branches. Option A: We write the letter. The dummy comes to life and becomes the new dean by episode 18. Option B: We refuse. The dummy runs for city council. Option C: We set the dummy on fire and blame Chang.”