Equus 591 538 Manual ✧

If you choose to use the 591-538, remember: the goal is not to fix the horse. The goal is to listen. When the screen finally goes dark and the amber light fades, you will realize you never needed the manual at all.

The Equus 591-538 is a . Its purpose is to translate the electrical language of a machine into the electrochemical language of the equine nervous system. equus 591 538 manual

The manual you hold is a reprint from a forgotten warehouse in Shenzhen. The original engineers are now either shepherds in New Zealand or institutionalized. If you choose to use the 591-538, remember:

Equus Industries bears no responsibility for interspecies existential crises. The Equus 591-538 is a

Do not enter 591 into the keypad unless you are in a life-threatening situation (e.g., a barn fire, a loose trailer ramp on a highway).

You just needed to stop and ask: What number are you, really?