Günter sighed, staring into his broth. "Tell them I'll do it," he said quietly. "But only if the climactic rescue scene is historically accurate to the Weimar Republic."
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The nation, in this case, was the entire canine population of the Federal Republic of Germany. And the event was the 47th annual Telepaws Awards, the Oscars of Hundefunkschau —German Dog entertainment.