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Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.

So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail.

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Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨.

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And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory

Quirrell was his first simp. Not a flex.

Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”

Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream. But let’s be real – the safety protocols? A joke. Stairs move randomly. A three-headed dog just… chills in the corridor. The Forbidden Forest is RIGHT THERE. He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but

He also meets Draco Malfoy, who is the textbook definition of: “We listen and we don’t judge… unless you’re poor.”

Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just has ✨correct opinions✨. Definitely runs a studyblr. Would cancel you for saying “could of” instead of “could’ve.”

Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy.

Then out of nowhere, Hagrid (an absolute green flag, chaotic good, would die for him) pulls up like: “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

Anyway, Harry’s living under the stairs – which, hello?? That’s a vibe but not in a slay way. More in a “my mental health is in a landfill” way.