I picked one of these up for $40 at an estate sale last month, thinking it would be a paperweight. I was wrong. I was also frustrated. But mostly, I was impressed.

If you pop that original CD in your Windows 11 or Mac machine, you will enter a driver hellscape. You’ll get error messages about "LPT ports" and software from the George W. Bush era.

Let me paint you a picture. It’s 2005. Flip phones rule the world, and HP thinks a "full setup" means a CD-ROM, a USB 2.0 cable, and enough gray plastic to build a small filing cabinet. Enter the .

4/5 Stars (Deducted one star for the worst driver CD in human history).

Here is the part HP doesn't want you to know: Do not use the CD.

The Xerox of the Mid-2000s: Why I still wrestle with (and love) the HP Scanjet 5590

This isn't a scanner; it’s a flatbed tractor. The 5590 has a 50-page Automatic Document Feeder (ADF) that sounds like a diesel engine warming up, but it never jams . I fed it a stack of receipts from 1998—wrinkled, stapled, and slightly coffee-stained—and it chewed through them like a champ. The optical resolution (2400 dpi) is overkill for most people, but if you are scanning negatives or detailed photographs, this old beast blows modern $100 consumer scanners out of the water.