Jujutsu Shenanigans Script Apr 2026

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?

(laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works.

I will end you.

(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms . (sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath.

…That is the most Sukuna-finger-licking question you’ve ever asked.

(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy. Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)

Rude. And incorrect. My Domain is unlimited fun!