Lo Que Hacemos — En Las Sombras 6x1

Laszlo leans in, sniffs Jeffrey.

What We Do in the Shadows SUBTITLE: Season 6. Same Hell. New Middle Manager.

(pulls out a laminated card) Per your contract addendum 7B, you are now on a performance improvement plan. Please initial here.

I’m right here. And I quit. Three times. You drank my resignation letter because it was on “nice parchment.”

I need the dental.

(without looking up) That would be me. Welcome aboard. I’ve already flagged a dozen microaggressions in your onboarding packet. Let’s go over them. One by one. In reverse alphabetical order.