3 | Meet The Parents

Nina reveals she’s actually been working for the CIA’s domestic morale division and the whole “fake death” was an approved psychological operation. Jack is furious he didn’t think of it first.

Enter (new character, played by someone like Aubrey Plaza)—Greg’s estranged, chaotic younger sister. She’s an artist who faked her own death five years ago to avoid student loans. Now she’s back, claiming she wants to “reconnect.” Jack is thrilled because Nina’s obvious lies make Greg look even guiltier by comparison.

Greg, sweating through his rental tux, says: “I once lied about having a PhD in nursing to impress you, Jack.” meet the parents 3

At the vow renewal dinner, Jack announces a final test: each person must confess one secret they’ve never told their spouse. Dina admits she once hid Jack’s false teeth as a prank. Pam confesses she still hates Jack’s potato salad. Then it’s Greg’s turn.

The family is driving to the Byrnes’ newly renovated “lake compound” for Jack and Dina’s 40th-anniversary vow renewal. Pam is optimistic. Greg is sweating. Nina reveals she’s actually been working for the

Jack: “Don’t tell Pam, but… you’re okay.”

Greg: “Don’t tell Pam, but… you’re terrifying.” She’s an artist who faked her own death

The wristlet beeps green. Truth.

Here’s a short story concept for Meet the Parents 3 , picking up years after Meet the Fockers . Meet the Parents 3: The Vow Renewal

Kevin (Owen Wilson) floats by on a paddleboard, shirtless, holding a smoothie. “Hey, Greg. Nice wristlet.” Greg screams.

“It’s just a renewal, honey,” Pam says.