The group stands outside. The Baroness emerges from a hidden bunker, her exoskeleton removed. She stands straight for the first time in decades.
So… about my fee?
Ah. It got you. Don’t worry. It wears off by dawn. Usually.
I curse this house! Any who dwell within shall find their most embarrassing assets… magnified ! Their hungers… insatiable ! Let the manor feed on your desires!
Horror-Comedy / Supernatural Farce (Rated R for cartoonish nudity, slapstick violence, and innuendo)
Some houses have history. This one has assets. OPENING SCENE: THE CURSE EXT. MEGABOOB MANOR - NIGHT (1812) A thunderstorm rages over a ludicrously proportioned manor: two enormous, domed towers flank a central keep, looking unmistakably like a giant stone torso. A hooded alchemist, DR. MORBIDUS , is dragged from the house by an angry mob of townspeople holding torches and pitchforks.