11 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Vishwas: I'm stuck between two lies. My mother thinks I'm an actor. Kajal thinks I'm a policeman. The truth? I'm neither.
14 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Mother: You are not a policeman, are you? Vishwas: No, Ma. Mother: You are not an actor either? Vishwas: No. Phata Poster Nikla Hero English Subtitles
10 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Kajal: Then why are you wearing an actor's scarf? Vishwas: That's... undercover fashion. The truth
8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:12,000 [Comedy track starts] Vishwas: But Ma, what's the difference? Mother: In films, the hero gets up after 100 punches. In real life, you die after one bullet. Big difference. Vishwas: No, Ma
6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Mother (Ratna Pathak): Vishwas, I did not raise you to be a policeman. It's too dangerous. Vishwas: But Ma, I want to serve the nation!
4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Vishwas (Shahid Kapoor): No, sir! I want to be a police officer. A real hero.
16 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,000 [Ending song begins] Kajal: So what's the verdict? Vishwas: The poster was torn... but the hero came out.