Squeaks: “You’re faster.” Whiskers: “You’re smaller.” Squeaks: “That’s not a no.”
The Roomba explodes into confetti.
The Doom Roomba — a scarred, souped-up iRobot with a butter knife taped to it — patrols the living room rug. Its sensors detect movement. Its AI hates all life equally. ratty catty simulator
Or does it?
A synthesized voice announces: “Welcome to the Ratty Catty Simulator. You are trapped. You will not exit until you retrieve the Golden Fishbone from the Doom Roomba in the Living Room Sector. Cooperation is mandatory. Death is… inconvenient.” Squeaks: “You’re faster
SIMULATION v.9.4 — REPEAT.
“You coming?” Whiskers asks.
Silence.
Squeaks: “You’re faster.” Whiskers: “You’re smaller.” Squeaks: “That’s not a no.”
The Roomba explodes into confetti.
The Doom Roomba — a scarred, souped-up iRobot with a butter knife taped to it — patrols the living room rug. Its sensors detect movement. Its AI hates all life equally.
Or does it?
A synthesized voice announces: “Welcome to the Ratty Catty Simulator. You are trapped. You will not exit until you retrieve the Golden Fishbone from the Doom Roomba in the Living Room Sector. Cooperation is mandatory. Death is… inconvenient.”
SIMULATION v.9.4 — REPEAT.
“You coming?” Whiskers asks.
Silence.