Regular Show Season: 2 Complete Pack

“Dude,” Mordecai said, pulling out a chunky VHS tape the size of a cinder block. “This is way too much plastic. I love it.”

Mordecai peered inside. The box was heavy, velvety, and featured a holographic cover of the gang fighting a giant rock monster that looked suspiciously like Muscle Man’s mom. Gold letters read: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON – EXPERIENCE THE EPISODES AS THEY WERE MEANT TO BE EXPERIENCED.

For the next hour—or maybe a day; time moved weirdly around the cursed VHS—they were forced to live through parodies of every Season Two trope: a “Prank War” episode that became a literal war with tiny bazookas; a “Weekend at Benson’s” where they had to prop up an unconscious Skips at a high-stakes arm-wrestling tournament; and a musical episode where they couldn’t stop singing about their own incompetence. Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack

It was a sweltering Tuesday afternoon at the Park, and Mordecai and Rigby were doing absolutely nothing of value. Mordecai lay upside down on the couch, feet on the cushions, head on the floor. Rigby was trying to peel a single grape with a pair of toenail clippers.

“Yeah, but we got free curly fries for life,” Rigby countered. “Until Benson said we ‘abused the system’ and ‘caused a grease tsunami.’ Whatever.” “Dude,” Mordecai said, pulling out a chunky VHS

The trees were bare. The sky was a static gray. And standing in the middle of the driveway was a low-poly, glitched-out version of Benson, except his gumballs were skulls.

There, taped to the back of the VCR, was a crudely drawn picture of a hamburger with googly eyes and a sticky note that said: “PLAY THE TAPE IN SLOW REVERSE WHILE STANDING ON ONE FOOT AND SAYING ‘THAT’S PRETTY CASH MONEY OF YOU.’” The box was heavy, velvety, and featured a

“Who?” Rigby asked.

“One ‘Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack,’” the man said proudly. “The ultra-rare, un-cut, director’s commentary, lost episode edition. Only three exist. This one smells faintly of nacho cheese.”

“Delivery for a… ‘Slenderman’?” the man called out.