⭐⭐⭐½ (Four stars for the soul, minus half a star for the third-act pacing—but that’s probably just the rip skipping.) Available where? You know where. Ask the guy who sells pirated CDs at the flea market. He’s seen it twelve times.
There’s a specific kind of magic—or perhaps tragedy—that lives exclusively in the format. Not the pristine 4K, not the streaming master. The rip. The .avi that lived on a USB. The audio that slightly desyncs in the third act but nobody cares.
¿Rico? ¿O Muerto? Todavía no sé la respuesta. Pero ya no tengo miedo a preguntarla.
