Sam And Cat Matthew -

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count? sam and cat matthew

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. Also allergic to fun

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. polite but awkward

See? He gets it.