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What had silenced the bridge was the voice.

Tilly, who had just walked onto the bridge, turned beet red. “I didn’t consent to that!”

Burnham stood up. “Options?”

Burnham pinched the bridge of her nose. “Saru, tell me again. Slowly.”

Commander Paul Stamets walked onto the bridge, hair askew, holding a PADD. “Engineering update. Good news: the spore drive is fine. Bad news: the ship’s computer now identifies as ‘Streaming Service 1.0.’ Every console is playing a different nature documentary about us .” star trek discovery channel

Burnham turned, her face unreadable. Then she said, “Tilly. You’re on the bridge. The narrator isn’t.”

She tapped her badge. “All hands, this is the Captain. I need every crew member to do something so profoundly, overwhelmingly boring that the algorithm loses interest. Recite Starfleet regulations. Organize your quarters by color. Do your taxes. Bore this crystal into submission.” What had silenced the bridge was the voice

Finally, the crystal flickered.