Talking Bacteria John Apk -

“Don’t bother,” John said. “You’re patient zero. Not for a disease. For a democracy. Every bacterium in your body gets one vote. And they just elected me president.”

“JOHN CAME TO THE LACTATE! HE BROKE THE BETA-LACTAM RING! HE TURNED THE ANTIBIOTIC INTO FOOD!” Talking Bacteria John Apk

“John. John. John.”

At first, silence. Then a whisper.