The Evil Cult English: Dub

"Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem. 'The river flows, the mountain knows, my fist goes where your face goes.' "

They fight. The dialogue is hilariously mistimed. the evil cult english dub

"You have saved the land... for now. But remember... the true treasure... was the bad lip-syncing you heard along the way." "Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem

Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl). the mountain knows

"The Evil Cult will return... in 'The Evil Cult 2: Even Eviler Dubbing.'"

The film opens in the . Monks are practicing kung fu in slow motion. A gong sounds.

"Jokes on you! I have the Dragon Saber! It shoots... checks prop ...a laser? Sure. A red laser."