The Golden Girls - Season 4 -

SUIT #1 grabs JULIAN’s arm. The fake mustache comes loose.

Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night.

Beat of silence.

Fast Eddie. You’re under arrest.

The real Devereaux ruby was sold by George’s great-uncle in a poker game in 1958. He replaced it with this fake to save face. The fake was then stolen by a jewel thief known as “The Sicilian Squirrel.” The Golden Girls - Season 4

Girls, I have a situation. A romantic, tragic, deeply Southern situation.

For once, Rose is right. (Pauses) That hurt to say. I think I pulled a sarcasm muscle. SUIT #1 grabs JULIAN’s arm

So… the necklace isn’t stolen?

I can. I have contacts. But it will cost five hundred dollars for the courier and the “donation” to the Italian consulate. Just promise that the next time you find

Thank you for being a friend... Act One: The Living Room. Afternoon.

(clutching her throat): ARRESTED? Me? Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux? In orange ? That is not my color, Doctor!