The Last: Man On Earth Episode 2

PHIL MILLER (40s, unkempt beard, wearing a faded bathrobe over cargo shorts) sits in a lawn chair in the middle of the road. He holds a mannequin named "Fred" on one side and a volleyball with a painted face (Wilson 2.0) on the other.

Phil hides behind a burning trash can (he sets a new one on fire every day for ambiance).

PHIL (suddenly hopeful) You saw my rocks? You came to save me? the last man on earth episode 2

The woman dismounts the unicycle. She pulls out a worn library book: "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.

WOMAN My name is CHARLOTTE. Before the virus, I was a librarian. After the virus, I read every book on survival, strategy, and male anatomy. PHIL MILLER (40s, unkempt beard, wearing a faded

Phil, terrified, holds the samurai sword backward.

In the distance, on a water tower, Charlotte sits like a gargoyle. Watching. Waiting. PHIL (suddenly hopeful) You saw my rocks

PHIL (singing, badly and emotionally) And Iiiiiiiii... will always... loooove yoooooou...

CHARLOTTE You sing. Every morning at 8 AM, you stand on your roof and sing a song of my choosing. So I know you’re still alive. And so I know where to find your body if you lie.

PHIL I’m not proposing! I’m negotiating! Don’t kill me, and I’ll give you half of Arizona. You go west, I’ll stay east. We’ll send postcards.

PHIL (shouting) Wait! If you kill me, you’ll never repopulate the Earth!