You lost. That’s boba. And you’re cleaning Gary’s tank.
The camera swings up. grins, holding the phone like a nature documentarian who just spotted a rare, angry creature.
Fine. But I’m picking first. (grabs marker, writes) "Make Older Sib do my entire morning skincare routine. Blindfolded." Video Title- Hey- ...Let-s Do It 1 - Little sis...
Long pause. Little Sis looks away, then back, softer.
Gary believes in you. I don’t. Now pick: Challenge A – Teach me a TikTok dance in under 10 minutes. Challenge B – We build IKEA furniture without instructions. You lost
You’re leveraging Gary the Gecko against me?
A phone screen. The camera is on, but pointed at the floor. We hear heavy breathing. The camera swings up
Doing what. It’s 8 AM. On a Saturday. The sun is a war crime.
Let’s do it. Number one.
(to camera, too loud) HEY. Let’s do it. Number one. Little sis wins.