Welcome To The Peeg House- -

The pig smiled. It had very small, very white teeth.

Room to let. Cheap. Inquire within.

And somewhere above, in Room 7, a single lamp flickered on, casting a warm golden square onto the rain-slicked pavement below. Welcome to the Peeg House-

He pushed the door open.

That’s what the faded, hand-painted sign said, nailed crookedly above a narrow door wedged between a pawnshop and a laundromat. The letters were cheerful—curly serifs, a little sunburst dotting the ‘i’—but the effect was anything but. The wood was rain-streaked. The brass handle was tarnished the color of a bad memory. The pig smiled

The first was a pig. But not like any pig on a farm. This one was the size of a bulldog, with bristly ginger hair and spectacles perched on its snout. It held a tiny cup of tea in its trotters and was reading a newspaper upside down. He pushed the door open

“Um,” he said.