Windows 7 Crazy Error Download -

"Remember the startup sound? Remember when you didn't have to pay for the taskbar? Remember when shutting down actually meant off?"

Then it types by itself: "Windows 7 has encountered a critical happiness error. Shutting down forever. Goodbye." Not the chime. Just the faint, distant echo of a dial-up modem screaming into the void. Windows 7 Crazy Error Download

A new error pops up over the first one:

It blinks once.

Below it, the text flickers between binary and broken English: "Critical Update Found: 'Happiness.dll' is missing. Your computer has been running for 2,847 days without a compliment. Please download the following file to continue existing: "Remember the startup sound